Let me say that I usually abhor gambling, but last month while accompanying my fiance to a business trip in California I urgently needed to use a restroom after drinking three Ginger Ales on the plane. We stopped at a convenience store and I had to make a purchase to get the restroom key. Since I clearly didn't need anything to drink and I already had gum I thought the next cheapest thing was a throwaway lottery ticket. It was a few weeks later that I finally discovered the piece of paper floating around my pocketbook was worth $133 Million!
I'm so excited! But cautious at the same time. I don't want to let the secret out and have people try to influence my financial decisions. I have hired an estate lawyer who specializes in lottery winnings. After paying taxes up front - and of course paying off my student loans - I should net about $70 million. My lawyer has reccomended buying an annuity with most of the funds which will pay out about $200,000 a month for the rest of my life!
We are buying a boat and sailing the world. Stay tuned for blog posts from paradise! Early retirement here we come!
11 comments:
April Fool's:)
I was waiting for an April Fool's post somewhere...
What?! I WON THE LOTTO TOO!! What're the chances of that?!
Happy April Fool's Day - don't ya wish it were true!
Great April Fools post!
Man I wish. Almost makes me want to buy a ticket. Happy April Fool's everyone!
Yeah, me too... sigh.
Happy April Fools ;)
OMG...That would have been awesome!!!
Oh, man. I guess I'm gullible. But if it were true, I'd say it couldn't happen to a better person. :-D
Oh thanks Shinkty, I don't know what I'do do with all that money so it's just as well...
I didn't look at the date when I first read this. I just about jumped for joy for you. Happy April Fool's Day, a few days late. :-)
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