I Won the Megamillions!
I can't believe I'm writing this. I haven't even told any of my family members or friends this life changing news but it's been eating me up inside and I figure since this is an anonymous blog about my money I just couldn't hold this secret in any longer.
I'm so excited! But cautious at the same time. I don't want to let the secret out and have people try to influence my financial decisions. I have hired an estate lawyer who specializes in lottery winnings. After paying taxes up front - and of course paying off my student loans - I should net about $70 million. My lawyer has reccomended buying an annuity with most of the funds which will pay out about $200,000 a month for the rest of my life!
We are buying a boat and sailing the world. Stay tuned for blog posts from paradise! Early retirement here we come!
April Fool's:)
Jonesie said... April 1, 2010 11:51 AM
I was waiting for an April Fool's post somewhere...
bean said... April 1, 2010 2:29 PM
What?! I WON THE LOTTO TOO!! What're the chances of that?!
Sunflowers said... April 1, 2010 2:46 PM
Happy April Fool's Day - don't ya wish it were true!
Anonymous said... April 1, 2010 5:52 PM
Great April Fools post!
paisley penguin said... April 1, 2010 8:56 PM
Man I wish. Almost makes me want to buy a ticket. Happy April Fool's everyone!
Sallie's Niece said... April 1, 2010 9:30 PM
Yeah, me too... sigh.
Happy April Fools ;)
Sunflowers said... April 1, 2010 10:43 PM
OMG...That would have been awesome!!!
Chitown said... April 2, 2010 12:33 PM
Oh, man. I guess I'm gullible. But if it were true, I'd say it couldn't happen to a better person. :-D
Shtinkykat said... April 4, 2010 11:19 AM
Oh thanks Shinkty, I don't know what I'do do with all that money so it's just as well...
Sallie's Niece said... April 4, 2010 8:04 PM
I didn't look at the date when I first read this. I just about jumped for joy for you. Happy April Fool's Day, a few days late. :-)
shelbug99 said... April 6, 2010 10:00 PM
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